In-House Counsel

For the past ten months I've been working in house.  The hours can be grueling and the pay is awful, but the benefits are pretty good.

I recently submitted a bill to the client, and I thought I might share a recent day's timesheet.

99999.00001 - Orelia Marie/First Year

0.5 hr - Feed client.

0.5 hr - Breakfast meeting.

0.25 hr - Research ducklings and ball pit regulations.

0.5 hr - Review and analyze Music Together CD.

1.0 hr - Nap time.

0.5 hr - Examine apricots, yogurt, and crackers.

0.5 hr - Meet with Harper to analyze neighborhood foliage.

0.5 hr - Feed client.

1.0 hr - Attend bilingual story time and play with wooden train set.

1.0 hr - Nap time.

3.0 hr - Meet with associates to discuss maritime law issue.

1.0 hr. - Nap time.
0.5 hr. - Feed client.

0.5 hr - Review Barnyard Dance and snuggle with Mr. Monkey.

0.5 hr - Research local sprinkler systems.

0.25 hr - Dinner meeting.

0.35 hr - Bathe client and prepare for bed.

0.5 hr - Feed client.

(Yikes - remind me never to take pictures with my terrible phone camera again.)(Also, John was out of town for this particular work day, thus increasing my bill to the client in the morning and evening.)