Cheeks

 This kid.

He slays me.

I think I've mentioned it before, but his nickname is "Cheeks" in gymnastics class.

 His chubby little cheeks enjoyed countless hours digging in the sand.

"I aunt (want) dirt," he would proclaim.

Dirt meant sand and sand meant beach.

And once he decided it was time to get wet, he would just walk straight into the ocean, and John and I would scramble after him to make sure he didn't drown.  Crazy 'ole Cheeks.